Sandra the singing sword swallower fell for her colleague Fred
A gifted fire-eater who brought his talents to her bed
Our Sandra knew her way around a long and slender blade
So one thing led to another and engagement plans were made
Before the date, to Fred's delight and Sandra's deep dismay
The couple learned they had a little swordsman on the way
Fred couldn't really understand why Sandra was so wary, un-
til he learned when she was born...she performed her own caesarean
About Me
- David D.
- I'm a writer for theatre, film, television, print and new media, living and working in Toronto, Canada.