5. The Siamese Twins

Joined forever side by side are Evelyn and Agnes,
Blushing brides to faithful husbands Strongman Luke and Little Magnus
First a double wedding, then a double honeymoon
- Then a sudden double funeral and a double marble tomb
What caused the interruption to so much wedded bliss?
The widowed brides aren't telling but some suggest a misplaced kiss
All we know is that we all woke up to sirens and alarms
And the bloody sight of Luke and Magnus in each other's arms