Stand back from Lady Greta for she’s known to be quite vicious
Some patron disappearances are classified ‘suspicious’
She’s famous throughout Europe for her appetite (voracious)
Her attitude (ferocious) and her measurements (capacious)
But the rumours of her preference for human steak tartare
Have ensured her notoriety in nations wide and far
Parents should be most appalled by Greta’s choice of meals -
So why do they send their children in and ignore their final squeals?
About Me
- David D.
- I'm a writer for theatre, film, television, print and new media, living and working in Toronto, Canada.